My Story - Isabelle

It makes sense that you'd want to hear my story. I'm a world renowned ghost, there's nobody I cannot frighten.

It is odd that you want to know my story though. You actually stopped and started conversation as if I were a normal person. That's never happened before, normally everyone just runs screaming.

It's not my fault I'm different.... Okay maybe it is but whatever that's still no reason to run. So what If I'm transparent and floating about. So what If I just flew through that wall as if it wasn't there. That's normal.... For me at least.

I've been a ghost for a few years now, and I travel the world because I'm haunting someone. Someone who travels far too much but I vowed to haunt her until the end of her days and I don't haunt lightly so here I am in yet another deserted town in the middle of somewhere far from anything noteworthy talking to you... A sheep.....

“Maaaaaa”

Exactly. It's not weird to talk to sheep. People think about sheep when trying to sleep so If you make the connection somehow talking to sheep would induce sleep. No I cannot sleep, that is one of the drawbacks of being a ghost, it's not that ghosts can't sleep thought I've slept countless times, it's just that I suffer from insomnia. White said it's because I'm stupid but I don't think that's the reason. Maybe talking to sheep is like counting them and I'll somehow fall asleep.

You know Mr sheep, that's your name now okay. I can't eat either believe it or not. You're there chewing on that tuft of grass and I'm actually drooling over it. She'd say I'm pitiful whatever that means but I don't care about her fancy  long word insults. All I know is that I'm super hungry but since I can't touch stuff I can't touch food. The hunger pains faded long ago but boy would I love to taste something again.

My lips are all cracked and my throat is dry but I cannot drink a drop of water. Woe is me. On the plus side I'm the only one to stay dry when it's raining so that's nice. Now you might be thinking that being a ghost sucks because of all the sad stuff I've been moaning about but you'd be wrong. Being a ghost is the greatest. Even the most powerful women in the world cannot touch me which makes haunting her all the more satisfying. She like a sheep in the fact that she doesn't run screaming at the mere sight of me. Props to you for that by the way, I never knew sheep were so brave. But that's what makes it fun, it's turned into a game for me and I don't see it ending any time soon. I've already traveled from coast to coast and seen everything in between but there's no reason to stop my adventure now.

What are you looking at Mr sheep? Oh that's Alpha, White must be leaving, I'd better hurry up. It looks as though our time together has come to an end. Unless you want to come with me that is. No? Okay, I can understand that, this is a nice paddock after all. Bye.